8/19/2023 0 Comments Surgemail ports![]() Something that you should never, ever repeat in public. Ever.Time and again, Kenny Powers (Danny McBride) proved he was not a complicated man, although, over four seasons on Eastbound and Down (available to stream anytime on HBO Now), he has proven himself to be a number of things. He’s a pitcher, a former wunderkind of Major League Baseball, a substitute teacher, a Jet Ski enthusiast, and above all, he’s a man who loves to win. He freely admits at one point that he hates losing more than he hates cancer. As expected, with a cocksure attitude and the impossibly high expectations he sets for himself, one thing Kenny Powers is definitely not is humble. ![]() In Kenny’s world, there is only Kenny, and there is only Kenny being awesome. Should you find yourself in a position where you question your awesomeness, simply refer to these awesome Kenny Powers quotes to remind you that there’s not always a time or a place to be humble. Because that’s just the way sh*t works sometimes.” “I’m not trying to sound cocky or full of myself, but Kenny Powers has a sneaking suspicion that no matter what comes his way he will always be great. Starting off, we not only have a great self-aggrandizing declaration, but it’s a fantastic example of how everything that gets said before the word ‘but’ becomes irrelevant. The fact that he’s listening to himself read his own autobiography, in which he refers to himself in the third person, makes it all the better. When you can be this comfortable with yourself and your own ego, who has time to be humble? But the most he is, I mean, the thing that Kenny Powers is the most, is a goddamn champion.”įor Kenny, being awesome isn’t just about knowing yourself, it’s about making sure that everyone else knows about you, too. If you’re fortunate enough to be born awesome, why not share it with those around you? After taking a gig teaching PE, he lets the school know exactly how awesome he is via intercom - complete with a bullet-point breakdown of his personality, and what exactly it means to be a winner. “The humongous part about being a celebrity is cashing in on it - making sh*tloads of money, having expensive, luxurious things. That way, in case one day you’re not famous, you can still be rich as hell and better than everyone around you.”Ī lot of Kenny Powers seems to be nothing but a bunch of impulsive, childish rants delivered by an egomaniac. And while all of that is true, he did have a little bit of foresight about his future when writing his autobiography. ![]()
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